Consuela first came to our shores on a forged passport in the hope of a better life. All she had with her upon her arrival was her crystal ball and several packs of tarot cards. She has since forged a successful career in fortune-telling and has been putting aside the money earned to fund her breast augmentation surgery. I suspect she is a fraud as when she reads my future she tells me she sees an Olympic gold medal in the 100m butterfly.
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Oh my goodness, she's hilarious, and gorgeous! You wrote an amazing bio for her, I laughed out loud! =)
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